Rix Quinn – Where is my hair?

Published 10:30 am Sunday, September 25, 2022

It’s hard to decide what you want to do when you “grow up” until you get there. Then it’s too late. – Quinn Quacks

 

You can impress some people at a party by just winking, nodding your head, and saying “for sure” to whatever they say. – Quinn Quacks

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Rix Quinn – Where is my hair?

     Many male friends tell me, “I am losing my hair. What can I do about it?”

     I suggest they do what I did… get rid of your mirror.

     But seriously, I understand their plight. I still shed mountains of hair daily, much of it from the head.

     So, here’s my question: is your hair really receding? Maybe you just combed it differently. A few years ago, I just thought my forehead had experienced a growth spurt.

     Take this quick test: Get an old high school photo. Compare it with your hairline today. If you notice major mane loss – or if hair falls on the photo while you look at it – you might try remedial action.

     Right now, I’m using a scalp cream. Not only does it smell good, but it makes my gray hair shine. So, last night, I even put a little on my shoes.

     Balding remedies have existed for years. Hippocrates developed one made of onions, horseradish, and pigeon droppings. Users named this fowl mixture “Why Is My Girlfriend Vomiting?”

     Today, however, we’ve got wonderful options including toupees, chemical remedies, and hair transplants. So, don’t despair. There’s repair out there somewhere for missing hair on a scalp that’s bare.

    Got a story idea for Rix? E-mail him at rix@rixquinn.com.