It’s no sin to laugh
Published 12:00 am Saturday, September 18, 2010
I often wonder how many regular church attendants will enter the Kingdom of Heaven, How many have been deceived by church doctrine, not ever hearing the simple salvation message?
Regardless of what church you attend, or don’t attend, I thought you might enjoy the following Christian one-liners that I’ve heard over the years:
• Quit griping about your church. If it was perfect, you couldn’t belong.
• People are funny. They want the front of the bus, middle of the road and back of the church.
• If a church wants a better pastor, it only needs to pray for the one it has.
• A lot of church members singing ‘Standing on the Promises’ are just sitting on the premises.
• Some people are kind, polite and sweet-spirited until you try to sit in their pews.
• I don’t know why some people change churches. What difference does it make which one you stay home from?
• God loves everyone but probably prefers “fruits of the spirit” over “religious nuts!”
• If God is your co-pilot, swap seats!
• The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us.
• We don’t change the message; the message changes us.
• The Will of God never takes you to where the Grace of God will not protect you.
• Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisors.
• You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to discourage him.
• Life isn’t about waiting for the storm to pass. It’s about learning to dance in the rain.
• Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on the front door forever.
• We’re called to be witnesses, not lawyers or Judges.
• Some minds are like concrete. Thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.
• Be ye fishers of men. You catch’em – He’ll clean ‘em.
• When you get to your wit’s end, you’ll find God lives there.
• Don’t wait for six strong men to take you to church.
If you have any questions or comments, please write to Get High on Life, P.O. Drawer U, Reserve, LA 70084, call (985) 652-8477, or e-mail; hkeller@comcast.net.